THE RADIOACTIVE CHICKEN HEADS: Music
I Eat Kids
One of our biggest influences is Barry Louis Polisar and his very brilliantly offbeat children's records. The original song, a response to those concerned about the nutrition of a vegetarian diet, comes from Barry's 1975 album, "I Eat Kids and other songs for Rebellious Children" We took his anthem about not eating chickens and cows and cowpunked it up for this recording.
WELL, I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT COWS LOOKED PRETTIER IN A FIELD
THAN ON MY PLATE AT SUPPER BEING SERVED AS A MEAL
AND I NEVER DID LIKE HAMBURGERS, I NEVER DID LIKE STEAK
I PREFER CHICKENS CACKLING INSTEAD OF FRIED, COOKED, OR BAKED
WELL, I STOPPED EATING ANIMALS AND I'M GLAD I FINALLY DID
BUT I GET MY PROTEIN 'CAUSE I EAT KIDS
WELL, IT USED TO BE A PROBLEM JUST EATING RICE AND BEANS
AND I THINK YOU PROBABLY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN
AND I NEVER REALLY KNEW IF I WAS EATING ALL I SHOULD
BUT I DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM KNOW AND IT FEELS PRETTY GOOD
WELL, I STOPPED EATING ANIMALS AND I'M GLAD I FINALLY DID
BUT I GET MY PROTEIN 'CAUSE I EAT KIDS
SO IT'S GOODBYE LIVER, GOODBYE ROAST BEEF
HELLO TOMMY, MICHAEL AND DENISE
I DON'T EAT CHICKENS AND I DON'T EAT COWS
I DON'T EAT ANIMALS, I EAT CHILDREN NOW
WELL, I STOPPED EATING ANIMALS AND I'M GLAD I FINALLY DID
BUT I GET MY PROTEIN 'CAUSE I EAT......
KIDS, KIDS, (chomping sounds) KIDS