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THE RADIOACTIVE CHICKEN HEADS: Music

Pest Control

(The Radioactive Chicken Heads)
This song was written as revenge for many childhood nightmares of Chuck E Cheese, a giant rodent who terrorizes children in darkened pizza palaces.

ARE YOU GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF THE RODENT INFESTATION?

THEN CALL THE BEST IN PEST EXTERMINATION

THERE'S A NASTY PROBLEM AT THE PIZZA PARLOR DOWN THE STREET

AND THE CUSTOMERS ARE COMPLAINING THAT THEY'RE TOO DISGUSTED TO EAT

IT INHABITS A DARK AND NOISY WORLD FILLED WITH LITTLE CHILDREN

AND FEEDS ON GREASY PIZZA THAT'S DROPPED ON THE FILTHY FLOOR THERE

IT'S PEST CONTROL SO EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT

I'M GONNA KILL CHUCK E. CHEESE TONIGHT

I'M GONNA KILL THAT DIRTY RAT I'M GONNA TAKE HIS LIFE

I'LL CUT OFF HIS TAIL WITH A CARVING KNIFE

EVEN IF IT STANDS AT FIVE FOOT FIVE

WEIGHS 180 POUNDS BUT IT WON'T ESCAPE ALIVE

SETTING UP TRAPS IN EVERY CORNER IN EVERY ROOM

THE JOB ISN'T OVER UNTIL OLD CHUCK MEETS HIS DOOM

IT'S PEST CONTROL SO EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT

I'M GONNA KILL CHUCK E. CHEESE TONIGHT

WE FINALLY GOT CHUCKY OUT OF THE HOUSE

TOMORROW WE'LL GO TO DISNEYLAND AND KILL MICKEY MOUSE

ERASING RODENTS FROM OUR SIGHT

PEST CONTROL ON PATROL TONIGHT!