"Christmas in LA" performed by Radioactive Chicken Heads

From the upcoming film, An LA Christmas Story

Produced, engineered, and mixed by Dan V. Weiss

Artwork by Spacetick

Lyrics:

It only happens once a year It’s a time of happiness and cheer A break from the daily grind When you try to be a bit more kind But in LA it’s hard to tell the difference between winter and summer

It’s Christmastime, lights burning bright Temp ‘round 80, sunny and mild Lumps of coal in our stockings Everyone in cars, nobody walking Is Christmas really the thing to do or is it just another endless bummer?

Christmas comes but once a year Break out the eggnog, wine, and beer Traffic jams and crowded malls Makes me wanna wreck the halls Cause in LA it’s hard to tell the difference between winter and summer

Merry Christmas in LA Barely Christmas in LA Santa’s stranded in his sleigh There’s no sign of snow today So let’s ride our boards and Fords To the end of Venice Boulevard Merry Christmas in LA Barely Christmas in LA