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AN EXPERIMENT GONE HAYWIRE AT THE COMPANY LAB

TRYING TO DEVELOP A SUBSTITUTE FOR UNSATURATED FLAB

I WAS ONLY AN ASSISTANT BUT I THOUGHT THAT I WAS SMART

SO I HELD ON TO SOME CHEMICALS THEY TOLD ME TO DISCARD

I MIXED FATTY ACIDS AND GLYCEROL COMPOUNDS WITH THE NEW SUBSTANCE I HAD

AND SOON AN OILY CREATURE GOT OUT OF CONTROL AND ITS SIZE INCREASED LIKE MAD

IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT?

IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN TROUBLE BUT WHAT CAN WE DO?

WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY A GREASY GLOB OF GOO

AS IT SLIDES SLOWLY DOWN THE STREET DRIPPING ITS SLIPPERY SLIME

WE TRY TO PLAN OUR ESCAPE BEFORE WE RUN OUT OF TIME

NOW IT'S GETTING CLOSER BUT HOW DO YOU MAKE IT STOP?

NOBODY WILL FIGHT IT IT TOOK OUT FORTY COPS

I SEE SOMETHING STRANGE IN VIEWING RANGE WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

OH NO, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT IT'S LIQUID FAT!

IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT.